You’re Supposed To Believe This Is Kim Kardashian In A Bikini


    In an effort to distract the paparazzi she gave the address of her hotel to, here’s a Kim Kardashian decoy – not to be confused with the body double that makes her look skinny on TV – whose instructions were clearly to stare at her phone the whole time, and have huge giant breasts. Although, if you look at these Kim Kardashian bikini photos from a few days ago, these idiots clearly forgot a crucial detail, and I’ll see if you can guess what it is because it’s the butt. Where the hell did the butt go?

    Kim Kardashian’s Actual Butt In Mexico

    Kim Kardashian’s Butt-Deficient Decoy In Mexico

    And that’s not even the weirdest part because check this shit out. Lindsay Lohan?!

    kim kardashian bikini decoy body double

    I swear to God we didn’t Photoshop this. This is an actual pic of the decoy, and I don’t even want to think about what that means because it involves Lindsay Lohan and acting. That’s impossible.

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