We live in a world of high rents and crap accommodation.
London landlords are experts in charging exorbitant prices for absolute hellholes.
‘F*ck it, I’ll save up and buy myself somewhere clean and safe,’ you think to yourself as you wake up to a face of mould.
And then you realise that you can’t even afford a parking space in zone 3.
In Australia, however, they’ve got the right idea.
Not only do they have legitimately nice accommodation for reasonable prices, but they also know how to throw in a decent freebie.
Starting at $595,000 (£340,900) townhouses in Sherwood, Brisbane, are currently up for sale – and they all come with the promise of free avocado on toast for a year.
That’s right: FREE AVOTOAST ALL YEAR.
‘Affordable house alternatives, these brand new two or three bedroom townhouses are nestled in a premier street of blue ribbon suburb, Sherwood,’ say estate agents Ray White Sherwood.
‘Enjoy the local coffee trail and discover Gas Espresso, Three Girls Skipping, Annana’s, Goodness Gracious – to name a few, and to help with the budget we are including 12 months free avocado on toast once a weekend at your favourite cafe.’
Once you blow your savings on a property, you’ll never eat out again so at least this one guaranteed meal you won’t have to put together.