There’s now a café where you can enjoy your cup of coffee with a side of oral sex

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    There's now a café where you can enjoy your cup of tea with a side of oral sex
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    We can’t think of many things more soothing and joyful than sitting down with a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake.

    Apart from sex, obviously. That’s pretty great. Almost as great as a perfectly milky cup of earl grey.

    So we’re not even a tiny bit surprised that some genius has put the two greatest joys in life together.

    No, we don’t mean a way to have sex with tea. That’s a terrible idea and will only result in some scalded sensitive bits. We’re referring to a new ‘Fellatio Café’ in Geneva – where prostitution is legal. It’s a café where you can order oral sex along with your cup of tea. Or coffee. No judgement.

    There's now a café where you can enjoy your cup of tea with a side of oral sex
    Fresh espresso shot pouring out of machine.

    Set to open by the end of 2016, the café will allow men to order a coffee or tea while choosing a sex worker of their choice on an iPad.

    The customer will then sit at the bar, where they can drink and enjoy some oral sex. According to a representative from the café, ‘in five or ten minutes, it’s all over.’ Right then.

    The coffee and oral combo would cost around £40.

    There's now a café where you can enjoy your cup of tea with a side of oral sex
    (Picture: Getty)

    While we’re not going to get into the ethics of sex work as a whole – that’s a much bigger topic for another day – we would like to note that ordering people through an iPad does a bit distancing from the act of getting a blow job.

    And we’re a little concerned about how much the men who own the café will make compared to the women performing the oral sex.

    We’d also question why the service is only available for men.

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