Somebody Should Probably Move Ryan Lochte Away From Cheryl Burke


    One of my favorite things about the Ryan Lochte shitstorm is that it’s almost impossible to find a picture of his face that doesn’t have “Wait, where am I?” written all over it. So here he is promoting Dancing With The Stars yesterday and not even trying to hide that Cheryl Burke is giving him a boner because his brain doesn’t even know that’s something it can do. There’s just a cartoon of a dolphin humping the sun playing right now. “Jeah, get it fishy thing!”

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    “Alright, now Ryan, do a little dance back at Cheryl.”
    “I’m gonna tell my mom you had a gun.”
    “CUT! Goddammit…”

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