Selfies Gone Wrong: 15 Terrible Celeb Selfies

Selfies Gone Wrong: 15 Terrible Celeb Selfies

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Selfies are the meaning of life as we know it. People will never stop talking about the latest celebrity selfie, especially after Ellen DeGeneres made award shows all about snapping a cute pic. When the human race has been overthrown by alien overlords, the only artifacts remaining will be fast food french fries and selfies. The children of the future will wonder what could possibly compel an entire species to oogle themselves in bathroom mirrors with bad lighting and snap pictures making the duck face. The selfies that survive a post-apocalyptic world won’t be the ones that show celebrities in their best light. It will be the selfies gone wrong that we will always be able to look back on.

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source: celebseven.com

Speaking of aliens, take Tyra Banks to your leader. She had some kind of filter on that accentuated her forehead which was already shiny to begin with. It’s always the pretty models who try to make us think they have something mysterious going on inside. What could be more mysterious than a creepy, blindingly bright, alien selfie with bulging eyes? Tyra always talked about “smizing” with your eyes, but she never mentioned “aliening” with your head.

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source: imgism.com

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag floating in the bathtub? These pizzas might if Katy Perry drops her dinner in the tub. Stop giving pizzas to Katy Perry while she’s in the bathroom. This is such an unsettling sight for stuffed crust lovers everywhere. That pizza is too close to that murky bath water! Nobody wants a wet slice of dead skin cell pizza that was floating around even if it was Katy’s bath water.

source: celebritytoob.com

source: celebritytoob.com

Kim Kardashian loves a good tan and she loves a good selfie. She did a whole book full of her selfies! But this one probably didn’t make the cut since it looks like she forgot to take off her huge sunglasses at the beach. Not even a mountain full of aloe vera could fix that sunburn in a day. The paparazzi didn’t get any pics of her skin peeling so maybe she just gets red and then goes back to her normal tone. Kim has seen better days.

source: celebritytoob.com

source: celebritytoob.com

This is ol’ droopy-eyed James Franco. The “Pineapple Express” star seems to be wearing under eye pads that reduce dark circles, wrinkles, or puffiness. It would have been more relevant for him to use pineapple slices on his eyes! They are enriched with moisturizers to prevent aging, according to the various products featured on Amazon with all those ladies wearing these moon-shaped stickers on their face. Our male stars are fully embracing the age of the well-groomed man.

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source: instagram.com

Blake Lively likes vegetables and she also likes taking bizarre selfies with them in her mouth. It might be a celery stalk or it might be a piece of roasted kale. The world will never know. Amber Tamblyn is standing right next to her so there is at least one other celeb who knew what happened on that night. Lively was helping to promote Tamblyn’s book “Dark Sparkler” which she hashtagged at the end of this Instagram post.

source: celebritytoob.com

source: celebritytoob.com

Her boots won’t be made for walking with this selfie. Jessica Simpson’s boots will be made for running away in fear from the scary image that is her skincare routine. She tweeted this photo back in 2010 when she was doing a show called “The Price of Beauty.” The $320 mask was from a company called La Mer and the only thing scarier than this photo is that pricetag. It’s not about the money, it’s about the principle!

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source: instagram.com

There must be a trend with celebrities snapping selfies with stuff on their face because Miley Cyrus is at it again. She’s got a pink keyboard that she put on her face to cover her zits, according to her Instagram. That’s not where a keyboard is suppose to go! You type on it and stuff. We can at least pretend she’s practicing songwriting and typing out a new pop hit as we speak.

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source: instagram.com

Five words that could make or break a person’s day are: Jared Leto in zebra pants. If you’re a really big fan, you might want to look away. But if you like Leto and zebras together, then this selfie is for you. There’s nothing like making a questionable fashion statement at the festival known for being the coolest of the cool: Coachella. Jared Leto is going to be in the new movie “Suicide Squad” as The Joker.

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source: instagram.com

Ariana Grande is being swallowed up by a fluffy hairball. Oh wait, it’s just her outfit for that new show “Scream Queens.” Hopefully, she will come away from the show unharmed and un-hairy. Too much of this furriness is likely to clog up her airways and then she won’t be able to mumble the lyrics to her hit song “One Less Prohhhlehhh” or “This Is The Part Where Ah Say Ah Dah Wahwahhh.” She’s known for her horrible pronunciation.

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source: unmotivating.com

Madonna wants you to know she has a rebel heart and a rebellious grill. She even said she made out with her grills on in a Reddit thread. All of her attention-grabbing methods seem to have paid off since she is getting propositioned by Marilyn Manson. “I’m kind of interested in this Madonna record. She looks hotter than ever. I’d also like to let it be known that I still have a crush on Madonna,” Manson told i-D magazine.

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source: instagram.com

This is the one and only Pewdiepie, also known as Felix Kjellberg, with a blow-up unicorn horn on his forehead. At least, we would hope it is. We wouldn’t put it past the most subscribed man on Youtube to put something unspeakable on his head for views. The comments range from “flawless” and “unicornious” to “You’re a unicorn” and “You’re weird bro.” Pewdiepie is working on his own game called “Legend of the Brofist.”

source: celebritytoob.com

source: celebritytoob.com

Nicholas Cage found national treasures and now he is not so much a national treasure. He’s still a pretty good actor, though! The lady must not have noticed that Nick was not quite camera ready and snapped a photo of them anyway. He looks half asleep and half awake like he wishes he were in one of those pods in first class. This national treasure likes to fly commercial like the rest of the country.

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source: instagram.com

Chelsea Handler put the stuff over her clothes that she is supposed to put underneath. But she was one of the reigning comedians of late night television so maybe this will spark a new fashion trend. Animal print negligees will become the hottest accessory to wear to the mall or the post office. Your friends will be so jealous that they will want to snatch it right off of ya.

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source: instagram.com

Maybe there’s something crawling in his skin with wounds that will not heal. That’s why Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park Instagrammed this strange selfie. He looks like he’s in agony. He shouldn’t have too much to worry about because his band is still popular, according to his interview with Blasting News UK. “Our fanbase is two thirds outside of the US, and ages are pretty wide. We can’t play all of the places we’d like to play,” Shinoda told the site.

source: celebritytoob.com

source: celebritytoob.com

Hey, you two, that’s not how you take a bath. The camera will get wet and you’ll never exfoliate properly if you keep staring into space. Selfies are just that powerful that Conan O’ Brien and Ricky Gervais can’t seem to take a bath without cringing for their adoring fanbase. The bubbles look like they’re about to jump ship over the rim as well. Be prepared for a wet and soapy floor.

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