Orlando Bloom Warned Miranda Kerr About His Penis

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    If you link the words Orlando Bloom naked penis in your internet article, you’re about to be smothered in rich, creamy SEO. Toss in the potential for Miranda Kerr naked search results, and baby, you’ve got a stew going. (RIP Apollo Creed.) Which is why you’re going to see this story everywhere you look today. It knows where you live. E! News reports:

    When asked what her response to the naked photos of Orlando was, Miranda explained, “Oh my God, he text me and was like ‘um, I’m really embarrassed, some photos are coming out, just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, hmmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously?!”

    What Orlando Bloom Was Thinking (A Complete List)

    – “If I take it out, maybe we’ll have sex.”

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