Against all odds and conventional wisdom, Lindsay Lohan’s sagging booze-baby body has somehow been a click bonanza lately. So here’s one of her breasts trying to make a run for it that we’re all going to stare at for way too long because our time and lives mean nothing. We spit in the face of existence.
“Righty, no! No, what are you doing?! You’ll never make it!”
“We either die running or die snorting. FREEEDOM!”