If you live in New York City, you’re gonna love this. After being robbed at gunpoint in Paris last night, Kim Kardashian is now back in the city with a 15-car motorcade and a hand from the NYPD. Which is probably overkill considering she was targeted by Paris-based thieves – possibly even the Pink Panther Gang, which is apparently a real thing because we live in The Matrix – who security experts believe used Kim’s social media posts to conduct the robbery. Although, how the thieves knew she’d be alone with absolutely zero security or a single other person in her entourage in the room is anyone’s guess. And by anyone’s guess, I mean, how’s that insurance scam going, Satan?