Originally, this was going to be a post about how Britney Spears can’t remember names or faces, but that was before Taylor Swift what up started trending, and I go where the clicks go. They’re the foreign dignitary to my Lindsay Lohan mouth. Anyway, here are the way more interesting Britney pics I was going to use before Justin Bieber shoved his face into the Taylor Swift Kanye West fiasco that’s somehow still a thing.
And that’s really all I have to say here because, I’m sorry, I can’t get it up for this. It’s not happening. But we can still cuddle!