Gandalf Doesn’t Do Weddings


    Is it racist that I used Gandalf the White instead? Don’t answer that.

    In a new interview with The Daily Mail, Ian McKellen reveals he turned down $1.5 million dollars to officiate Napster/Facebook founder Sean Parker’s ridiculous elf wedding by dropping the dopest line you’ll ever hear in your life even though I already spoiled it in the headline. God, I suck at this.

    ‘I was offered one-and- a-half million dollars to marry a very famous couple in California, which I would perhaps have considered doing but I had to go dressed as Gandalf.
    ‘So I said, “I am sorry, Gandalf doesn’t do weddings.”’

    He added, “But Magneto does Bar Mitzvahs.”

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    I shouldn’t have tried to follow “Gandalf doesn’t do weddings.” I realize that now.

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