Alright, folks, Photo Boy is off today after celebrating his son’s first birthday because somehow time is going both fast as shit and taking forever. So in place of your usual The Crap We Missed , please enjoy Ariel Winter’s butt cheeks falling out of her shorts even though they admittedly lack the captioning panache of whatever was happening in the Jon Hamm pic below from Friday. Is he having sex with January Jones from across the room? He’s probably having sex with January Jones from across the room. Or relishing in the fact that his penis is wearing a suit and wrote the Emmy-winning series Mad Men. Why not both?