A mum just slut-shamed Taylor Swift in the worst way and no one can actually believe it’s real

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    A mum just slut-shamed Taylor Swift in the worst way and no one can actually believe it's real
    There are no words (Picture: Twitter)

    This is why we sometimes wish the Internet didn’t exist. So we didn’t have to suffer the opinions of racist, homophobic, slut-shaming trolls like this.

    Jennifer Mayers describes herself as a 44-year-old wife, mother, and Christian from Louisiana, who ‘spreads positivity through Jesus Christ’.

    In truth, she is a white supremacist with nothing positive to say.

    A scroll through her Twitter feed (we don’t recommend it by the way), shows her to be pro-gun, racist (there are several vile comments made about the recent police shooting of Alton Sterling) and a Trump supporter.

    But, here’s where things take a surreal twist.

    On wading through the bile and hatred that is her timeline, a Twitter user came up short at this ‘would-be-laughable-if-it-weren’t-so-offensive’ tweet in which she compared both her daughters’ and Taylor Swift’s vaginas to ham rolls.

    The silver lining of this story – and don’t give up hope, it’s there – is that Twitter was quick to condemn her, both for her horrible, and frankly weird, attempt at slut-shaming, but also for her total ignorance about how vaginas work.

    After collectively taking a moment to rub their eyes…

    …Twitter went in.

    People pointed out the flaws in her hammy labia analogy.

    For the avoidance of doubt, having a lot of sex doesn’t mean you will have a ‘loose’ vagina. In an interview with Women’s Health Magazine, women’s health specialist Dr. Jennifer Wider dismissed this idea out of hand.

    ‘Many people falsely assume that women who have less sex have ‘tighter’ vaginas, and women who have more sex have ‘looser’ vaginas – but this is just a complete misconception,’ she said. ‘[Vaginal muscles] contract and go back to their normal shape after sexual intercourse and also after childbirth.’

    Oh, and if a girl wants to date and have sex with loads of really hot men, that’s entirely her perogative. She shouldn’t be judged for having a healthy sex life.

    Meanwhile, Newsnight’s Jess Brammar went right to the heart of the matter.

    Others wondered what kind of god would allow this.

    A lot of people still aren’t totally convinced Jennifer Mayers (if that is indeed her real name) isn’t just the dumbest parody account ever.

    Particularly as her timeline also includes such mind-blowingly oblivious comments as this:

    And, among all the hatred, this:

    But, if she is trolling the trolls, we’re really not sure to what end.

    We’re just going to go with this guy’s positive spin:

    Anyone else got a sudden craving for a ham sandwich?

    Metro.co.uk has approached Jennifer for comment.

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