“When I dream, everyone’s face is a toe.”
I’m putting together a big Kim Kardashian robbery update, so while I fight the urge to cover myself in chum and wade into the Gulf of Mexico, here’s a little treat for you guys in the form of Quentin Tarantino mauling his girlfriend’s face at a film festival in France. It’s no President Pussy Grab scandal or anything, just a man showing his twenty-years-younger-than-him Israeli supermodel girlfriend some love.
“Did you put it on?”
“Oh, I forgot! It’s right here in my purse.”
*Mmmmmfff* Now, that’s tough actin’.”
“Wait a minute, what the hell is this stuf–“
“Finished! Garçon, towel!”
Photo: VPA / AKM-GSI